Potty Mouth

I have a few questions:
1. How did the clothes pin end up in the toilet?
2. How did a kid without the proper equipment manage to send a stream of golden glory all the way across the room without hitting the toilet seat?
3. When the 3-year-old said, “So Mommy, go away now,” why oh WHY IN THE CHIFFON did I comply?

She had questions too:
1. “Mommy, why you not like wiping up pee?”
2. “Mommy, why you say !@”#$%&?”
3. “Mommy, you go away now again, okay?”