Oh, Portland.
May 24, 2011
Portland, you’re killing me.
Even the people at the POST OFFICE
are nice.
Even the people at the GAS STATION
are nice.
I’m going to sprout flowers from
all my orifices
soon.

If you stick around long enough, eventually I’ll bring out the wine
Portland, you’re killing me.
Even the people at the POST OFFICE
are nice.
Even the people at the GAS STATION
are nice.
I’m going to sprout flowers from
all my orifices
soon.

How nice!
No really I look forward to the floral 穴 photos.
No really.
I’ll have to start another, secret, blog for those pics.
Dude…. don’t get me started on the DMV. It’s like the Twilight Zone.
I think it’s contagious.