My daughter told me that she hates Goodnight Moon.
She even moved it from her shelf to–
oh the horror!– my shelf.
Lest it contaminate her syrupy princess books
with its wholesome sweetness, I presume.
This is even worse than yesterday, when I heard
a rumor that Anthropologie sullied itself with
Rick Santorum.
I must go weep now for all that is good.

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